breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

fulmadz:

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

ameliaennis14:

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ameliaennis14:

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fuckjamesyouliferuiner:

SAD TRASH BABY

*sobbing* while *laughing*